Thank you, USMB bastards....

[AllieBaba]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

 

[California Girl]

Sue.

 

[AllieBaba]

Wow, that's a good idea!!!!

I could afford a fat farm then, what fun!!!!

 

[RadiomanATL]

The internet made you fat?

How does that work?

 

[Ravi]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

Cream puffs are better, and not as calorie dense.

Just sayin'

 

[California Girl]

The internet made you fat?

How does that work?

^^^^ Sue him. He's responsible.

 

[RadiomanATL]

The internet made you fat?

How does that work?

^^^^ Sue him. He's responsible.

Good luck with that.

 

[strollingbones]

o come now allie are you sure its not from eating like a fatten hog?

 

[syrenn]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

What? Not the food section? I was thinking you were talking about boes peanut butter pie.

 

[Lumpy 1]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

How fat exactly..?

10 pounds.. 20... 30... sheesh...40 pounds.. overweight...

10 =warm and cuddly

20 =voluptuous..

30=mmm

40= into the fat territory..

 

[bigrebnc1775]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

Are you saying you take no responsibility, and have no control over your body? If that’s the case you deserve every pound you enjoyed eating.

 

[daveman]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

Cheeto?

 

[AllieBaba]

I did enjoy them, it's true.

 

[AllieBaba]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

Cheeto?

But what will we munch on tomorrow???

 

[daveman]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

Cheeto?

But what will we munch on tomorrow???

I don't think we'll run out...although it will be interesting getting to the bottom of the tub...

 

[Sarah G]

Allie has a point, you gain if you do nothing besides sit and eat. Even if you don't want to go for a walk, step away from the computer, run in place, do sit ups, push ups, do housework, then come back and play.

 

[Montrovant]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

Cheeto?

Ack, at least she's already in the bathtub to clean off all the damn cheeto powder!

 

[boedicca]

You have made me fat.

It isn't bad enough that daily interaction with people like Sky Dancer, Gay Biker (it's only a coincidence they are both homosexuals; I of course have nothing against homosexuals per se), Rdean, TM, editec, Grump, and select others have actually made me less intelligent. But now I'm fat, too.

I wish I had some eclairs right now in fact...

How about I send you a piece of Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie over the internets?

 

[AllieBaba]

I tried to rep you for that recipe, too, but I'm out....

I'll take the pie; keep a slice for yourself, though!!!

 

[Montrovant]

Allie has a point, you gain if you do nothing besides sit and eat. Even if you don't want to go for a walk, step away from the computer, run in place, do sit ups, push ups, do housework, then come back and play.

I think I am the exception that proves the rule (does that phrase make anyone else angry? Really, how the hell does an exception prove anything? lol). I have been about the same weight for many years, despite often spending most of my time sitting at the computer. That is true despite varying levels of exercise (for years I worked at home on the computer, so I spent a LARGE majority of my time sitting at the pc, at other times I've biked to and from work). Then again, I'm an extremely picky eater and I have a temperamental digestive system, so maybe you just can't use me as an example.