Thank God It Is Cinco deMayo!

[JimBowie1958]

Was talking to my out of town wife cause I miss her badly. Told her I was going to go see the new Captain America movie and stop at my favorite bar and get a couple of shots of Petron and some Guiness stout afterward.

"I thought you were going to cut back on your drinking?"

I could feel the ground shifting beneath my feet, a sure sign of potential wife aggro.

"Oh, I just thought I would do a little celebrating."

"Cinco deMayo?"

"Of course, its way past St Patric's, right?"

"Uh, huh."

"Well, I am a patriotic person."

"Whats that got to do with Mexican holiday's?"

"Well, honey, we live in a multicultural society, dont we?"


silence

"Are you still there?"

"The battery is getting low on my phone. I'll see you tomorrow night."

"I love you. Good bye!"

"I love you too. See you tomorrow."

Wow, I forgot the Prime Rule of Wife Aggro Management; never give more detail than necessary about anything.

 

[hjmick]

The celebration of Cinco de Mayo has it's roots in the U.S.

 

[daws101]

The celebration of Cinco de Mayo has it's roots in the U.S.

How many Americans know what its about without Google.
I'll have to disqualify myself as I'm a Californian.

 

[hjmick]

The celebration of Cinco de Mayo has it's roots in the U.S.

How many Americans know what its about without Google.
I'll have to disqualify myself as I'm a Californian.

I lived in California for better than thirty years... I'm disqualified as well...