Texas Fishin'

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    > > A young man from Texas was stopped by a game warden as he carried an ice
    > chest full of fish away from a small lake.
    > > The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
    > fish?"
    > > "Nossir, I ain't got no license...don't really need one. These here are
    my
    > pet fish."
    > > "Pet fish? I don't believe that for a second. I'm gonna confiscate those
    > fish and fine you $15.00 for each one you have in that chest."
    > > "Honest, Mr. Game Warden. Pert near very night I take 'em down to the
    lake
    > and let 'em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right
    back
    > into this here ice chest and I take 'em home."
    > > "B.S.! Fish can't do that!"
    > > The guy looked at the game warden for a moment then said, "It's the
    truth.
    > I'll show you. It really works."
    > > "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
    > > The young man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
    > several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
    > > "Well, what?" said the guy.
    > > "When are you going to call them back?"
    > > "Call who back?"
    > > "The FISH."
    > > "What fish?"
     
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    Very funny!

    *BONUS* And CLEAN! :D
     

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