> > A young man from Texas was stopped by a game warden as he carried an ice > chest full of fish away from a small lake. > > The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those > fish?" > > "Nossir, I ain't got no license...don't really need one. These here are my > pet fish." > > "Pet fish? I don't believe that for a second. I'm gonna confiscate those > fish and fine you $15.00 for each one you have in that chest." > > "Honest, Mr. Game Warden. Pert near very night I take 'em down to the lake > and let 'em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back > into this here ice chest and I take 'em home." > > "B.S.! Fish can't do that!" > > The guy looked at the game warden for a moment then said, "It's the truth. > I'll show you. It really works." > > "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" > > The young man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After > several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" > > "Well, what?" said the guy. > > "When are you going to call them back?" > > "Call who back?" > > "The FISH." > > "What fish?"