~Tetanus Shot~

[Dabs]

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks,
"Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that
Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning
herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on
her coat.
He says, "Where the hell are you going"?
She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?"
She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty
old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

 

[asaratis]

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks,
"Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that
Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning
herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on
her coat.
He says, "Where the hell are you going"?
She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?"
She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty
old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

I had a friend that used to tell his wife, after a long period of working out of town..."Honey! You might ought to go get a tetanus shot...I'm coming home with a rusty load!"