Test Your Deciphering Skills

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    To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation.

    The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia.

    Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."

    Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

    G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

    RS: "Ow July den?"

    G: "What??"

    RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

    RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    G: "Crisp will be fine."

    RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    G: "What?"

    RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    G: "I don't think so."

    RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

    RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    RS: "We bodder?"

    G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

    RS: "Wad! ?"

    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

    S: "Copy?"

    G: "Excuse me?"

    RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

    G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

    RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

    G: "Whatever you say."

    RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

    G : "You're very welcome."

    This post just about drove my spell checker crazy!
     
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    this reminds me of when i worked at mcdonalds and we'd ger the foreigners in drive thru. it was a miracle we got their orders right.
     

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