Teen arrested for having sex with a dummy

[GotZoom]

*waiting for the inevitable mannequin marriage joke*

I was going to let someone else chime in with that one.

I will ask though...if the mannequin was made after 1987....

Statutory Resin?

 

[5stringJeff]

*waiting for the inevitable mannequin marriage joke*

I don't think we have any posters from Vermont...

 

[KarlMarx]

I hear she's pregnant with his action figure!

 

[Semper Fi]

I hear she's pregnant with his action figure!

Hahaa. Maybe it's a Barbie! Or, God help him, a Teddy Bear.

 

[Johnney]

i think we need to get a USMB panel together to investigate when this thing looks like. maybe they are making them alot more easy on the eyes (or other parts of yuor anatomy?)

 

[KarlMarx]

A picture of his soon-to-be in-laws!

P.S. I understand GI Joe and Ken are just heart broken over the whole thing!

 

[Johnney]

thats just kind of creepy! remember that movie the stand? when whats his face was posing them in the middle of the street! LOL