Teen arrested for having sex with a dummy

[KarlMarx]

Teen charged with having sex with a store mannequin, may have to register as a sex offender.

I don't know, maybe he was born that way? I've known people that seemed to prefer dummies (and married them, too!).

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss

Maybe he'll have to stay at least 100 yards away from any and all crash test dummies, too.

 

[GotZoom]

Ohhh...a mannequin.

I thought perhaps his partner was intelligence challenged.

 

[dmp]

Michael Plentyhorse.

porn name.

 

[GotZoom]

Michael Plentyhorse.

porn name.

I'm thinking Indian name.

Wonder if firewater was involved.

 

[no1tovote4]

How could you be so insensitive? What if that was YOUR mannequin he fouled? This horrible offender and user of mannequins should be castrated for his horrible and unwanted advances on mannequins!!!

:alco:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I heard it wasn't the first time that they thought he had done this.
Seems they have record of the dummies being out of place prior to
this "engagement". Any clue where this happened?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I can only seem to find the one link on this story.
Anyone know about "sky news". Reliable???

Maybe another link???

 

[GotZoom]

I heard it wasn't the first time that they thought he had done this.
Seems they have record of the dummies being out of place prior to
this "engagement". Any clue where this happened?

My guess is a shopping "centre" in South Dakota. They mention that they found dummies unclothed in the past.

 

[007]

Maybe he was hoping it would come to life....

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0093493/

 

[GotZoom]

I can only seem to find the one link on this story.
Anyone know about "sky news". Reliable???

Maybe another link???

Kind of like England's version of CNN.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Only found one other link.
see

 

[5stringJeff]

Teen charged with having sex with a store mannequin, may have to register as a sex offender.

I don't know, maybe he was born that way? I've known people that seemed to prefer dummies (and married them, too!).

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss

Maybe he'll have to stay at least 100 yards away from any and all crash test dummies, too.

Are mannequins equipped for such activity? I never heard of an anatomically correct mannequin. Did he have to drill a hole first?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Are mannequins equipped for such activity? I never heard of an anatomically correct mannequin. Did he have to drill a hole first?

I asked the same question. A radio personality said that
Mannequins are "equiped" with a hole in the rear area
to allow for a metal pole (for support of course).

 

[5stringJeff]

I asked the same question. A radio personality said that
Mannequins are "equiped" with a hole in the rear area
to allow for a metal pole (for support of course).

So it's not just sex with a mannequin, it's anal with a mannequin?!?

 

[Said1]

So it's not just sex with a mannequin, it's anal with a mannequin?!?

Ew.

 

[GotZoom]

So it's not just sex with a mannequin, it's anal with a mannequin?!?

Well, fortunately South Dakota repealed the sodomy law in 1977.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law

 

[dmp]

The ACLU should be all over this.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

The ACLU should be all over this.

All over it like Michael Plentyhorse on a mannequin?

 

[GotZoom]

The ACLU should be all over this.

Freedom of expression.

The government doesn't have the right to tell someone who they are allowed to love.

(No mannequins were harmed in the making of this post)

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Freedom of expression.

The government doesn't have the right to tell someone who they are allowed to love.

(No mannequins were harmed in the making of this post)

*waiting for the inevitable mannequin marriage joke*