Teen arrested for having sex with a dummy

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    Teen charged with having sex with a store mannequin, may have to register as a sex offender.

    I don't know, maybe he was born that way? I've known people that seemed to prefer dummies (and married them, too!).

    http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13466788,00.html?f=rss

    Maybe he'll have to stay at least 100 yards away from any and all crash test dummies, too.
     
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    Ohhh...a mannequin.

    I thought perhaps his partner was intelligence challenged.
     
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    Michael Plentyhorse.

    porn name.
     
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    I'm thinking Indian name.

    Wonder if firewater was involved.
     
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    How could you be so insensitive? What if that was YOUR mannequin he fouled? This horrible offender and user of mannequins should be castrated for his horrible and unwanted advances on mannequins!!!

    :alco:
     
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    I heard it wasn't the first time that they thought he had done this.
    Seems they have record of the dummies being out of place prior to
    this "engagement". Any clue where this happened?
     
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    I can only seem to find the one link on this story.
    Anyone know about "sky news". Reliable???

    Maybe another link???
     
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    My guess is a shopping "centre" in South Dakota. They mention that they found dummies unclothed in the past.
     
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    Kind of like England's version of CNN.
     

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