Mad_Cabbie
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Tea Party members voluntarily euthanized to avoid Obamacare
November 3 2013
It has been recently discovered that members of the Tea Party have been recieving voluntarily euthanizations in a last ditch effort to avoid the ACA (Obamacare).
The practice is actually wide-spred and has recieved approval from top members as a "viable answer to the disease of Liberalism."
Ann Coulter even went as far as to offer online instructions on how to "put the tube in."
"Just pretend that a liberal panel is deciding your fate and it will make the whole prosses somewhat more enjoyable."
Listening to accountability speeches seems to help the procces, researchers say.
When reached for comment, one Tea Party member, who could not be understood at all because of his apparent obsession with ending Obamacare, added this -
"It's the socialization of America as we know it ... wake up people, liberalism is taking root - big government is the enemy and Obamacare is the Grimm Reaper!"
The unidentified source also made claims that the death panels "have won" and that America was now under comunist rule.
"Liberals were bribed by Obama with entitlements and now ... we all die!"
When actual information was needed to understand Obamacare better, THIS message appeared on the ACA website.
Who could blame the Tea Party - we wanted to kill ourselves too....
November 3 2013
It has been recently discovered that members of the Tea Party have been recieving voluntarily euthanizations in a last ditch effort to avoid the ACA (Obamacare).
The practice is actually wide-spred and has recieved approval from top members as a "viable answer to the disease of Liberalism."
Ann Coulter even went as far as to offer online instructions on how to "put the tube in."
"Just pretend that a liberal panel is deciding your fate and it will make the whole prosses somewhat more enjoyable."
Listening to accountability speeches seems to help the procces, researchers say.
When reached for comment, one Tea Party member, who could not be understood at all because of his apparent obsession with ending Obamacare, added this -
"It's the socialization of America as we know it ... wake up people, liberalism is taking root - big government is the enemy and Obamacare is the Grimm Reaper!"
The unidentified source also made claims that the death panels "have won" and that America was now under comunist rule.
"Liberals were bribed by Obama with entitlements and now ... we all die!"
When actual information was needed to understand Obamacare better, THIS message appeared on the ACA website.
Who could blame the Tea Party - we wanted to kill ourselves too....
