Tea Partiers Learning Liberal Left "DONKEY TALK"

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    HERE'S WHERE TEA PARTIERS CAN LEARN ABOUT THE TYPES OF SPEECH MANIPULATIONS THE LIBERAL LEFT AND DEMOCRATS USE IN FORUMS


    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 1 – The people that you hate worse than cancer b/c they call you on your Marxism are called “haters.” #UAWOW

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 2 – Liberally (no pun) apply “racist” label when addressing conservatives. Especially black conservatives.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 3 – When government screws up markets, argue that it proves that only government can save markets. Loudly.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 4 – Indies are like skittish colts–avoid quoting Marx directly. Go for Van Jones, or Tom Friedman.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 5 – If you are a womanses, talk about your vagina. A *lot*.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 6 – Disruption, not clarity, is the goal. Don’t get sucked into bourgeois “logic.”

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 7 – Lie. You’re a Leftist. Get with the program.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 8 – Truth is an abstract, patriarchal, absolutist, racist, bourgeois construct. Clarity is creepy.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 9 – The world owes you. And it’s gonna pay. But you’ll say it’s for The Oppressed. For power.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 10 – Your life is [messed] up because Republicans stole your bliss. #Imagine no Republicans.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 11 – Saul Alinksy. Pop quiz at tomorrow’s SEIU stealth Occupy tactics collective townhall.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 12 – Talk about the Constitution like you give two [expletives].

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 13 – Fairness: achievement is inherently suspect, failure is inherently noble. #EatTheRich #LosersRule

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 14 – Cops are oppressors, cop-killers are revolutionaries.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 15 – Avoid real economists, and numbers in general–except cervical cancer deaths that GOP will cause.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 16 – Citing crime stats by race is inherently a hate crime by its mere utterance. SCREAM RACIST! No, LOUDER!

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 17 – So-called Black Conservatives aren’t really black. Who better to make that judgment than white Lefties?

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 18 – Comedy and political demagoguery depend on specificity. If you go anecdotal, make [stuff] up. Get specific.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 18 – Attack. Don’t wait for facts on the ground to be known. Attack. Yo mama attack. Try to keep up.

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 19 – Breeders are evil. Don’t be a breeder. You’ll obsess on your family and neglect The Struggle. #ecocrime

    #LearnToSpeakLeftist™ – Lesson 20 – We need more of the stuff that screwed us up in the first place. #DoubleDown: It’s not just Vegas now.

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