TDS Thread Ideas

[fncceo]

In the spirit of bi-partisanship, and to make life a little easier for a group of folks that I know are suffering a great deal right now. I'm going to offer up a few thread ideas that TDS suffers can feel free to use. Since they seem to follow a formulaic pattern, as in Republicans don't ______, I'll stay with that trope.

Republicans don't ...

... wear white after Labor Day.
... wash their hand before returning to work.
... wait 30 minutes after eating before getting in the water.
... bring their own bags to the super market.
... run with scissors.
... make funny faces because or mouths will freeze that way.
... look before leaping.
... drive slow in the fast lane.

Feel free to add your own. Help a TDS sufferer today.

 

[bluzman61]

Republicans don't believe there are more than two genders. Republicans don't believe in the Global Warming or Climate Change hoaxes. Republicans don't believe what CNN says. Republicans don't do unpatriotic things and don't spend their time belittling our great country. But Republicans DO fart after a nice and hearty meal. At least I do.

 

[cnm]

Republicans don't believe there are more than two genders.

Nor can Republicans define gender so that the self contradictions in their arguments don't kick them in the arse.

But Republicans DO fart after a nice and hearty meal. At least I do.

I sort of assumed that happened with all obese people. No?

 

[Chuz Life]

Republicans don't put the seat down after they pee on it.

 

[Bleipriester]

Since Trump thinks any drone strikes are ok.

- launch a drone strike.

 

[MAGAman]

Since Trump thinks any drone strikes are ok.

- launch a drone strike.

Still sad about your hero?

 

[Crepitus]

In the spirit of bi-partisanship, and to make life a little easier for a group of folks that I know are suffering a great deal right now. I'm going to offer up a few thread ideas that TDS suffers can feel free to use. Since they seem to follow a formulaic pattern, as in Republicans don't ______, I'll stay with that trope.

Republicans don't ...

... wear white after Labor Day.
... wash their hand before returning to work.
... wait 30 minutes after eating before getting in the water.
... bring their own bags to the super market.
... run with scissors.
... make funny faces because or mouths will freeze that way.
... look before leaping.
... drive slow in the fast lane.

Feel free to add your own. Help a TDS sufferer today.

Actual definition of TDS:

The inability to find fault with Trump due to the fact that you voted for him in 2016. Also see: Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias.

 

[ChrisL]

In the spirit of bi-partisanship, and to make life a little easier for a group of folks that I know are suffering a great deal right now. I'm going to offer up a few thread ideas that TDS suffers can feel free to use. Since they seem to follow a formulaic pattern, as in Republicans don't ______, I'll stay with that trope.

Republicans don't ...

... wear white after Labor Day.
... wash their hand before returning to work.
... wait 30 minutes after eating before getting in the water.
... bring their own bags to the super market.
... run with scissors.
... make funny faces because or mouths will freeze that way.
... look before leaping.
... drive slow in the fast lane.

Feel free to add your own. Help a TDS sufferer today.

Actual definition of TDS:

The inability to find fault with Trump due to the fact that you voted for him in 2016. Also see: Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias.

Irritating, kind of like you. Lol.

 

[Bleipriester]

Since Trump thinks any drone strikes are ok.

- launch a drone strike.

Still sad about your hero?