I'm terribly hurt, and need a tissue
Whilst having my celtic tatoo redone at "Freaky's" tatoo studio, dildo purveyor, and cannabis paraphenalia mechantile, a tatted-up-and-pierced female tatoo artist examined the work of her male counterpart.
She explained how she thought it had been challenging to tatoo a celtic design on the ankle of a dude that kept twitching.
She said she'd tried to hold down the guys leg.
Lying on my back, I told her I was feeling a little twitchy, and that she may want to straddle my pelvis.
She was AGAST! HOW DARE I!!!
I said, "Hey, it was a compliment!!"
My Tatto Guy said, "Take it easy, bro."
She left in a huff, with a parting, "Asshole" under her breath.
I thought about apologizing, but fuck it: If you work in a place called "FREAKY'S," then you'd better develope a fairly ribald sense of humour. Not like you're working in some Christian Book Store and you're some prim, young, naive virgin that's never heard anything more risqué than the story of Adam and Eve.
Whilst having my celtic tatoo redone at "Freaky's" tatoo studio, dildo purveyor, and cannabis paraphenalia mechantile, a tatted-up-and-pierced female tatoo artist examined the work of her male counterpart.
She explained how she thought it had been challenging to tatoo a celtic design on the ankle of a dude that kept twitching.
She said she'd tried to hold down the guys leg.
Lying on my back, I told her I was feeling a little twitchy, and that she may want to straddle my pelvis.
She was AGAST! HOW DARE I!!!
I said, "Hey, it was a compliment!!"
My Tatto Guy said, "Take it easy, bro."
She left in a huff, with a parting, "Asshole" under her breath.
I thought about apologizing, but fuck it: If you work in a place called "FREAKY'S," then you'd better develope a fairly ribald sense of humour. Not like you're working in some Christian Book Store and you're some prim, young, naive virgin that's never heard anything more risqué than the story of Adam and Eve.
