Taliban Vs Gi

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    Taliban forces were searching in the mountains for GI's
    Out of no where they heard a voice coming from over the top of a hill in front of them.
    "1 American soldier is better than 50 Taliban fighters!!'

    The Taliban commander heard this cry and sent 50 of his best fighters over the hill towards the voice. Rockets and machine-guns was heard and the fight lasted for about 5 minutes; then all went silent.

    "You've got to do better than that!" The voice yelled.
    "1 American soldier is better than 100 Taliban fighters!"

    The commander decides to play the game and sends 100 of his taliban fighters over the hill towards the voice.

    For 30 minutes rockets, grenades, and guns were heard as the taliban fighters fought it out with the GI's. As quickly as the fight had started, all went silent.

    "That was easy!" A voice said.
    "1 American soldier is better than 1,000 Taliban fighters!"

    The Commander became angry and sent the remaining 1,000 of his force over the hill. The battle began to rage and lasted for a few hours. THen all was silent. The Commander waited, because he was sure the GI had met his match. As he waited, one of his Taliban fighters crawled back over the hill, wounded from the fight.

    "Don't Send Any More; It's a Trap!!" He yelled.

    "There's 2 of them!!"
     
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