Taliban prisoner

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    A Parachute Regiment patrol captured a Taliban leader in Afghanistan and took him to a warehouse where they gave him a dice.

    The sergeant leading the patrol tells him to roll the dice and tells him "If you get a 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 your head comes off"

    The Taliban leader says "What if I throw a 6?"

    The sergeant says "You get another go."
     
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    Free at last, free at last - thank God Almighty dey's free at last!...
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    Family Held Captive by Taliban-Linked Group Released
    12 Oct 2017 — A family has been released after years of being held captive by a network with ties to the Taliban.
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    Pakistan official details car chase that freed kidnapped U.S.-Canadian family
    October 13, 2017 - Pakistani troops shot out the tires of a vehicle carrying a kidnapped U.S.-Canadian couple and their children in a raid that led to the family’s release, a Pakistani security official said on Friday.
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    American-Canadian family released after 5 years of captivity
    Oct. 12, 2017 -- An American woman, her Canadian husband, and their three children born in captivity were released by insurgents in Pakistan linked to the Taliban.
     
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    Granny says, "Dem dirty Taliban...
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    Freed Taliban hostage says wife was raped
    Sat October 14, 2017 - Couple freed from militant captivity arrived in Canada Friday night; Canadian man and American wife were held for five years
     
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    Dastardly bastids!...
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    Canadian hostage Joshua Boyle says Taliban killed daughter
    Sat, 14 Oct 2017 - Joshua Boyle says captors also raped his wife, during their five-year Afghan kidnap ordeal.

     

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