Taking the USMB advice....

[syrenn]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

 

[yidnar]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

gime a dollar !!

 

[syrenn]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

gime a dollar !!

Actually it will work the other way..... the plate will be coming your way any second now....and be sure to have your home signed over as soon as you can. You have no need for material things any more.....

come into my flock...you seem to be off the scale and unbalanced

 

[Lokiate]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

But I prefer dimly lit areas, and I rely on the gifts of vanity and pride to save me from the mortal sin of perpetual guilt.

 

[Spud]

If it involves sex rituals, count me in.

 

[editec]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

Terrif!

Get me a cup of coffee, would you?

Cream and sugar.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Mr. H.]

As long as your serving him, can you save a seat for me?

 

[strollingbones]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

But I prefer dimly lit areas, and I rely on the gifts of vanity and pride to save me from the mortal sin of perpetual guilt.

we will be sitting over here in the shadows.....


remember they love a repentant sinner.....confess them sins.....tammy faye could cry on cue....work on that

 

[strollingbones]

If it involves sex rituals, count me in.

great sign spud up for the c & b. t. session!!!! i love a willing participate

 

[syrenn]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

But I prefer dimly lit areas, and I rely on the gifts of vanity and pride to save me from the mortal sin of perpetual guilt.

aaahhh.... but we also worship in the spaces between darkness and light... The only sin is not following your only salvation....

 

[syrenn]

If it involves sex rituals, count me in.

Of course it does...... orgasm is when you communion with, and become one with universes.

 

[strollingbones]

and not giving offerings of appreciation....sy you will need a web site to publish your wish list....

do you need a vestal virgin?

 

[syrenn]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

Terrif!

Get me a cup of coffee, would you?

Cream and sugar.

Thanks in advance.

Only after worship.... refreshment only comes after.

 

[syrenn]

As long as your serving him, can you save a seat for me?

Will a chase lounge work?

 

[syrenn]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

But I prefer dimly lit areas, and I rely on the gifts of vanity and pride to save me from the mortal sin of perpetual guilt.

we will be sitting over here in the shadows.....


remember they love a repentant sinner.....confess them sins.....tammy faye could cry on cue....work on that

A true believer already. Come and sit with me so we can discuss your future.

 

[syrenn]

If it involves sex rituals, count me in.

great sign spud up for the c & b. t. session!!!! i love a willing participate

The gates of hell await all who deserve.

 

[syrenn]

and not giving offerings of appreciation....sy you will need a web site to publish your wish list....

do you need a vestal virgin?

Worship service will begin here.... all will be saved.



No virgins in this religion...... they are NO fun!

 

[AquaAthena]

If it involves sex rituals, count me in.

Of course it does...... orgasm is when you communion with, and become one with universes.

Oh good!!! I'll need some cherry flavored Kool-Aid after that pillow-stifing experience.

 

[Dr.House]

I am starting my own religion ...and i expect great success!


I am the way to your salvation. I am the bearer of all truth and knowledge of all things, I am the life that will lead you out of the darkness and into the light. Fear not, I am here to serve and save you all.

You can save money on vestments if you practice nude preaching...

Just sayin'....

 

[OldUSAFSniper]

I'll join, but only if the picture on your profile is the clothes you wear while you preach...