:SURVIVER: Texas Style

[007]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas !

 

[shintao]

LMAO!!! Good one! You should send it to that shitty little Dennis Miller kid who never flosses his teeth.

What is a blonde doing standing on a wishing well?

A: Practicing her high dive.

 

[Momanohedhunter]

No events at the Alamo ?

 

[B. Kidd]

If they make it through San Antonio, El Paso and Odessa will be a piece of cake.

 

[xotoxi]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama, "George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas !

Are you implying that people in Texas kill people for having a different opinion?

 

[007]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama, "George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas !

Are you implying that people in Texas kill people for having a different opinion?

Yes... yes they will. They'll even kill you for eating your taco from the wrong end.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama, "George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas !

Are you implying that people in Texas kill people for having a different opinion?

Yes... yes they will. They'll even kill you for eating your taco from the wrong end.

Bullshit.

 

[dilloduck]

Austin is so damn liberal that they will organize a greeting committee for them when they pass through.

 

[007]

Are you implying that people in Texas kill people for having a different opinion?

Yes... yes they will. They'll even kill you for eating your taco from the wrong end.

Bullshit.

... in your taco?

 

[rikules]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas !

thanks, palerider, for once again admitting that you want to KILL LIBERALS and DEMOCRATS

so
when I say "pale rider is a NAZI"
you'll know why


pale rider is a NAZI

 

[rikules]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama, "George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas !

Are you implying that people in Texas kill people for having a different opinion?

he is finally admitting that he and his texas conservatives are no better than nazis

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Naaah...we're not Nazis....we just dont care for pansy ass Libs.....unless you live in Austin.
I love to be able to shoot low life scumbags who enter my home without repercusions. What could be better? God bless Texas!!!!!

 

[007]

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Corpus Christi and Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks,"

"Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama, "George Strait Sucks,"

"Hillary in 2012" And... "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas !

Are you implying that people in Texas kill people for having a different opinion?

he is finally admitting that he and his texas conservatives are no better than nazis

What a tool............ I don't even live in Texas.............