Surgery - Humor

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    Three doctors are at lunch talking about the easiest surgeries they've ever done.

    Dr. #1 says, "You know, I just did an operation on an accountant, and man, was it easy. I opened him up and everthing was in numerical order, completely in balance!"

    Dr.#2 chimes in, "Oh, I can top that. Electricans are the best to operate on - everything is color coordinated!"

    Dr.#3 laughs and says, "I have both of you beat. The easiest operation to do is on a Frenchman. There are no guts, no spine, no balls, and if you ever get confused, the head and ass are interchangable!"
     
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    LOL
     
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    thanx jeff!!:laugh:
     
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