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    Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.

    The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.

    The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.

    The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

    The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

    But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
    You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
     
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    Give this lady a hand. A good joke, is a good joke, is a good joke.
     
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