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    How goes life, USMB? After one hell of a rollercoaster ride, I have more free time again, so find myself back here. I'm alive, a bit older, beefier, and far more world-weary.

    Where the f*ck have I been? Well, I just finished up an Easy-Rider style backpacking trip across Cali and Texas, hitting up LA, San Francisco, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, and Corpus Christi, plus lots of small towns in-between. Traveled until I ran out of dinero and people willing to share their bedroom.

    Prior to this, I finished my last year of torture in my training hospital in the midwest. Which means I'm legally allowed to play with your body fluids, organs, and DNA at a hospital near you! And chop you up once you die. And pretend to be Abby from NCIS.

    Pretty scary, huh? But it's fun and pays! Not a bad deal, in this bum economy.


    It also means I've seen more gore and suffering in the past six months than you've likely seen in your entire life. Heh.
     
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    Welcome back.
     
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    Gore and suffering? Pretty much sums up USMB.
    Gore is seldom mentioned here lately though.
     
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    rimshot?
     
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    Dead people suffer? Do you just cut or can you hack, drill and crack too? I'm more interested in whether this rash is poison ivy, sumac or oak.
     
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    LK Eder has been awaiting your return.
     
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    I deal with both dead and dying people. Most of the patients I see tend to have end-stage leukemias, and I'm usually there to help pound metal spikes into their bone (to harvest the delicious bone marrow).

    Never seen so many grown men cry.

    I can do all of the above. I can even rip your face off! Though honestly I prefer to be the one weighing your organs, or grinding up your body-chunks into testable mush.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:

    And now I've got the medical equipment to satisfy his every S&M fantasy...
     
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