Suicide bum-blast bombing startles Saudi prince

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    Did you hear about this? a suicide bomber put explosives up his nether regions and shot himself straight up.
    Anal-ysis It has emerged that a fanatical al-Qaeda suicide terrorist attempted to kill a Saudi interior minister last month by concealing a bomb up his bottom (the terrorist's, not the minister's). The strategy backfired, so to speak, as the bum-bomber's own body muffled the deadly arse-blast and his target escaped with only minor injuries.

    Bummer eh? :razz:

    Reports of the attack, in which fundamentalist fundament mentalist Abdullah Hassan Tali' al-Asiri - aka Abul-Khair - attempted to assassinate Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, broke last month. However, media including Al-Arabiya TV and the Sun have now further newsened-up the story by revealing details of al-Asiri's method of smuggling the explosives through the Prince's security.

    It appears that al-Asiri gained access to the Prince by surrendering to Saudi forces near the Yemeni border, saying he wanted to give himself up but insisting that he must do so face to face with bin Nayef personally. The Prince's guards apparently failed to detect that the 23-year-old fanatic had stuffed an unspecified amount of TNT and a firing system of some type up his arse, which he detonated once in the room where bin Nayef was receiving visitors in Jeddah.

    Suicide bum-blast bombing startles Saudi prince ? The Register

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    lol
     
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    I mean how pitiful is that? Sticking an explosive up ones back side? Do they make the explosives?

    Shoe bomber. Shorts bomber. Anal bomber?
     
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    We might need to analyze this further.
     
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    This is not the first time this has happened, suicide bombers have been doing this in Iraq and Afghanistan for years.
     
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    Up the ...??

    Really? Never heard of this shenanigans before. :eek:
     
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    Yeah because when you do that your guaranteed to be able to get close your target, most of the time no one is checking up your ass for explosives.
     
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    They have to stop marrying first cousins.
     
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    I agree.
     

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