Stunning Revelation! Colonel Sanders Was a Russian Operative

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    I know it must be true because I saw this picture on the wall of my local KFC. Hillary Clinton must be made aware of this, so she can add him to her list of "Russian assets."

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    Do you realize if you change two letters of KFC by one alphabet position, you get KGB? Coincidence?
     
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    Thanks, dude. Now I won't sleep at all tonight, for fear of some Russian wearing a white suit and a string tie, popping out of the closet.

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    I have it on good authority that quisp was an illegal alien Cap'n Crunch's real name was comrade Crunchinov.

    Don't even get me started in King Vitamin! :aargh:
     
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    Naw, he's on every street corner in Japan, not Russia.

    Known as "kenta kun" he is beloved country side.
     
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    Aunt Jemima was sent from south africa to kill us all with diabetes!
     
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