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    STRESS MANAGEMENT: This really does work & will make you smile.

    Picture yourself lying on a rock that hangs out over a clear stream.

    Both your hands dangling in the cool water. No one knows this place.

    You are in seclusion.

    You hear the waterfall sounds of serenity.







    The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

    There...see!! It really does work. You're smiling! ;)
     
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    torture is not funny.

    shame on you, dick.
     
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    it's only torture if i let them up for air.

    i remain unabashed, tom.
     
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    condoning euthanasia.

    typical, larry.
     
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    Stress Management - Kicking a Liberal in the Nuts
     
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    I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
    Down to the bits that I left uptown
    I need a fix cause I'm going down
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun
    Mother Superior jumped the gun

    Happiness (is a warm gun)
    Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
    Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
    Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
     
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    that's how mark chapman interpreted that song. :evil:

    i am offended, moe.
     
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    tracey chapman forced me to post it. :eek:

    i am defended, curly.
     
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    she was just talking about a revolution, n'dugu.
     
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    Abbey Rd., much better -




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