Strange work related conversations.

[miketx]

No job I ever had was as bizarre as when I worked at the prison. We saw things that most people never think of, let alone see. One day a female supervisor called me at home and said she wanted to ask me about a disciplinary case she was writing an offender up for. So I said ok, shoot.

Linda: Do you remember last week in J block when offender Jones was masturbating?
Me: Yeah I remember.
Linda: Was his penis circumcised or not?
Me: I don't know.
Linda: Ok, did you see him ejaculate?
Me: No I did not, thank God.
Linda: Ok then, but you see see his penis right?
Me: Yeah I caught a glimpse of it.
Linda: How would you describe it?
Me: Smaller than mine!
Linda: LHAO!

Really now, that is a fucked up convo, and for prison, perfectly normal.

Later:
My wife: Who called?
Me: Linda.
My wife: What did she want?
Me: Talk about a convict jacking off.
My wife: Oh.

Linda was a lesbian so I could make dick jokes with her.