Strange Things Heard in the Office:

[random3434]

1. "Fernando just called in. He says he can't come to work because God called him on the phone last night. I asked him how he knew it was God (besides Him saying so, of course), and he said because his phone had been disconnected awhile back, and only God could have called on a disconnected phone." -- overheard by Bruce Campbell, vice president of marketing for Clare Computer Solutions

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[California Girl]

Damn! I sometimes wish I worked in an office just for this kind of stuff. I can't gossip about my boss.... she's a bitch. LOL.