Stranded on a Deserted Island

Adam's Apple

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Apr 25, 2004
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A man had been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. One day he was on the beach, and out of nowhere this beautiful woman appeared in a wetsuit. She walked over to the man and asked, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

He replied, "About 10 years."

She reached over, unzipped her left zipper, pulled out a cigarette and lighter and gave it to him. He lit the cigarette, took a couple drags, and said, "I've missed this."

She then asked, "How long has it been since you've had a beer?"

He said, "The same, about 10 years."

She reached over, unzipped her right zipper, pulled out a beer and gave it to him.

He opened it, took a couple drinks, and said, "That's good beer."

She then unzipped the long zipper in the middle to her patch and asked, "How long has it been since you've had a real good time?"

The man got really excited and asked, "You have golf clubs in there, too???"
 

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