Stranded On A Desert Island - USMB Style

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    You can take three things with you.

    What are they and why?

    Not required but might be fun - And if you care to add one person from the board (either sex), feel free.

    Who is the person and why?
     

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    I can take three things?

    1. A well-stocked freezer full of food that runs on propane.
    2. A huge propane tank to run the freezer.
    3. The NYC Public Library.
     
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    Moved to 'chat'

    Three individual things...besides my clothes..

    1. Machete or large knife so as to create food/shelter/etc.

    2. Army FM 21-76 - Survival

    3. Magnifying glass - Start Fires or signal if need be.


    as for 'person from USMB'? I'd answer - but don't want to get bombarded with the 'Enough already! Geesh! stop with your unhealthy WORSHIP! It's IMPOSSIBLE for married people to think another is beautiful/smart/funny/capable/whatever..." :vomit:

    :)

    ;)
     
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    1.) A working GPS device to establish my co-ordinates

    2.) A working radio to report those co-ordinates to someone who can rescue me

    3.) A 1000L refrigerated vat of beer, to wait for the cavalry to arrive.
     
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    It's me isn't it?

    You're a weirdo and a stalker. I told you "No!" already.
     
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    Don't hate me because I'm beautiful....













































    find another reason, perhaps.

    :D
     
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    Oh my god! Where is your signature from? Who said that?
     
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    1. Solar Powered Short Wave Radio (receiver/transmitter)

    2. Complete set of Encyclopedias

    3. 1 tube of toothpaste. I hate the way your mouth tastes if you haven't brushed.

    And who from the board?

    She know who she is. :)
     
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    What happened to 'three items'?

    Hell:

    1. Complete cast of Hell's Kitchen + equipment
    2. Costco
    3. 80ft yacht
     
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    A fueled airplane
    (one that take off from the water, so I can leave when I want.)

    A lantern
    (or candles)

    Liquor
    (lots of liquor)


    And my one personÂ…Â…BONNIE!!!!!!!! :teeth:
     

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