Stormy's memoir isn't due out until October 2nd - But I have excepts!

[Roudy]

If you are eating lunch right now, bookmark and return later

Whenever she saw him on TV for years afterward, she’d say to herself: “I had sex with that … Eech.”

In her book, Daniels also delivers a below-the-belt blow to the size-obsessed Trump, describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" [below ] …

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.​

https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/

"Maybe I thought his penis was small because I had sex with him before I did my porn shoots where I was getting gang banged by big black males".

 

[Roudy]

She’s about the only woman a semi truck can turn around in.

HALP!!! I've fallen into Stormy and I can't get out!!!!!

Oh look there is a Volkswagen Beetle

"I've fallen into Stormy, Stormy, Stormy...oh look, look, look...there's a Beetle, Bettle, Beetle..."

 

[Intolerant]

She’s about the only woman a semi truck can turn around in.

HALP!!! I've fallen into Stormy and I can't get out!!!!!

Oh look there is a Volkswagen Beetle

"I've fallen into Stormy, Stormy, Stormy...oh look, look, look...there's a Beetle, Bettle, Beetle..."

A chevy a ford holy smokes it’s a Junkyard.