Stormy Daniels sues Trump

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    I tell you what, folks. With all these lawyers I have, I have singlehandedly made the legal profession great again. That's jobs! I told you I would create jobs! That's right. I'm a job creator.
     
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    Well, we certainly are going to have to keep narrowing the goalposts for what constitutes bad behavior, my friend. That's right. Keep up the good work. Thank you for making America great.
     
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    /——/ That’s an old Clinton joke. Got anything original?
     
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    /——/ Does the thread confuse you, child?
     
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    Maybe we should say that if I get caught getting a blowjob in the Oval Office on a Tuesday after 7 pm in an odd numbered year during a full moon. Then, and only then, would you admit that I had done something wrong.

    Just to be safe, okay?
     
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    So many people say I didn't do anything wrong! Maybe I didn't! Maybe adultery is okay, I don't know. Something seems to have changed. Maybe I should ask the wife and kids if boning a big titty hooker is okay. I'd like to do it again.
     
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    he thinks he's donald. Is that allowed in here?
     
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    Hmmm.... which one is better looking?

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    Where is Melania anyway? I can't seem to get her in the same room with me. How can I explain that fucking a porn star is okay since I didn't do it in the White House?

    I must help her with her confusion.
     
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    I'm David. How you doing?

    Would you like my autograph? Not even Stormy has that!
     
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