Statue of Limitations

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    In a quiet park there were a pair of statues of a man and woman standing apart from each other, looking at one another longingly over the rose garden.

    One day an angel came down and looked at them, brought them to life and said "You have 20 minutes to do whatever your heart most desires!"

    The two statues looked at each other and raced behind a hedge, and soon there was the sound of laughter. They came back to their plinths smiling and giggling. The angel had mercy on them and told them they could have 20 minutes to do it again. The states both nodded in agreement and headed back to the hedge. The boy statue turned to the girl statue and said





    "But this time You hold it down and I crap on the pigion's head."

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