AsianTrumpSupporter
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This review/topic will contain spoilers for all Star Wars films. If you haven't seen episodes 1-8 plus Rogue One, leave now. You've been warned.
The Empire is basically the almighty, liberal state/Deep State with backasswards views that view civil liberties and freedom as evil. Or, as Anakin put it:
The Jedi represent the light and respect for tradition and knowledge. Basically, conservatives. However, like the Sith, the Jedi became complacent and corrupt as well and allowed for Palpatine aka The Emperor aka George Soros to rise to power.
Anakin is basically Obama aka Soros' bitch aka the Emperor's bitch. Kylo Ren is basically Hillary Clinton who wanted to finish what Darth Obama started.
Rey is basically Donald J. Trump. An every man/woman who seeks to resurrect what the Jedi/conservatives stand for as the America stands on the brink thanks to 8 years of tyranny under Darth Obama.
Finn is metaphor for all minorities who were formerly slaves under the liberal Empire and who ultimately rebelled and sought freedom and autonomy from the liberal state.
Snoke is basically the ghost of Karl Marx, resurrected by hipster Antifa faggots who want to destroy everything America stands for.
Overall, Empire is still a better film, but I really enjoyed The Last Jedi.
9.3/10
The Empire is basically the almighty, liberal state/Deep State with backasswards views that view civil liberties and freedom as evil. Or, as Anakin put it:
The Jedi represent the light and respect for tradition and knowledge. Basically, conservatives. However, like the Sith, the Jedi became complacent and corrupt as well and allowed for Palpatine aka The Emperor aka George Soros to rise to power.
Anakin is basically Obama aka Soros' bitch aka the Emperor's bitch. Kylo Ren is basically Hillary Clinton who wanted to finish what Darth Obama started.
Rey is basically Donald J. Trump. An every man/woman who seeks to resurrect what the Jedi/conservatives stand for as the America stands on the brink thanks to 8 years of tyranny under Darth Obama.
Finn is metaphor for all minorities who were formerly slaves under the liberal Empire and who ultimately rebelled and sought freedom and autonomy from the liberal state.
Snoke is basically the ghost of Karl Marx, resurrected by hipster Antifa faggots who want to destroy everything America stands for.
Overall, Empire is still a better film, but I really enjoyed The Last Jedi.
9.3/10