So I was listening Glenn Beck, whose daughter went to go see "Happy Feet" and then told him not to watch it. She told him not to watch it because it was about big oil and global warming and all that other crap that pisses off peope like me. However, that was a a lie, because telling him the truth would have made blood shoot out of his eyes, so a listener called in and told him. For those of you who don't know, "Happy Feet" is that movie being advertised as being about dancing penguins. Apparently, though, the focus quickly turns to how commercial fishing is taking away all the penguins' food and they're starving. Do they try to find food elsewhere? No. Do they try to work out a deal with the fishermen? No. Do they do anything that demonstrates the slightest bit of spine? No. They, and I'm not making this up, GO TO THE UNITED FRICKIN' NATIONS, and the kind, competant, awesome U.N. forces commerical fishermen to stop 'stealing' their food. How cuddly and a factual reflection of the real power and purpose of the United Nations.