Splinters in her crotch

[TNHarley]

>Splinters in Her Crotch..
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>A woman from Los Angeles , who was a tree hugger, a liberal
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>Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near
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>Colville, WA.There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the
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>tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she
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>started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a
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>spotted owl that attacked her.
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>In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the
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>ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she
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>hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an
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>environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get
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>all the splinters.
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>The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
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>told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could
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>help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
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>The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then
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>told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection
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>Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I
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>could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a
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>waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned
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>you down!"