Sperm Mix-Up

[Big D]

Laura Howard says she was hoping her trip to a fertility specialist would make her dream of a second child come true. But as she was leaving the office, the doctor suddenly ran out to the lobby and called her back.
He told her of a grave mistake. Instead of being inseminated with the sperm of her fiance, she received a vial of semen from another man.
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040714_829.html

 

[UsaPride]

Jeez, these stories scare the hell out of me. My two are through IVF, thank God they look just like their father and I!!!!

 

[nycflasher]

Read that in my local paper today! Damn, I sure hope my guys are swimming well as I don't want to have to go through that with my wife.

 

[UsaPride]

Originally posted by nycflasher
Read that in my local paper today! Damn, I sure hope my guys are swimming well as I don't want to have to go through that with my wife.

You just don't relize exactly all involved in creating a child, until you can't. It's amazing!

 

[Avatar4321]

I think ill rely on the old fashion ways when that time comes. what can i say, im just a hopeless romantic.

 

[nycflasher]

Originally posted by Avatar4321
I think ill rely on the old fashion ways when that time comes. what can i say, im just a hopeless romantic.

Yep, I hear standing on your head works.

 

[Captain_Steel]

Laura Howard says she was hoping her trip to a fertility specialist would make her dream of a second child come true. But as she was leaving the office, the doctor suddenly ran out to the lobby and called her back.
He told her of a grave mistake. Instead of being inseminated with the sperm of her fiance, she received a vial of semen from another man.
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040714_829.html

If that happened to me I would do this:

the doctor

and then this: :firing:the doctor

and then this: :wank:the doctor

and then finally: :69:

 

[Big D]

Howard, who is black, believes the sperm came from a white man. Both of the other couples at the clinic that day were white, she said.

I think they should be thanking the doctor.