Special Ops-Trained Polar Bears Drive Russians From Village / Russia Declares State of Emergency

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More than 50 polar bears invade Russian village, sparking government to declare state of emergency

"A polar bear invasion is terrorizing Russians on a remote Arctic island with more than 50 beasts besieging one town.

A state of emergency has been declared on Soviet nuclear testing archipelago Novaya Zemlya as the beasts enter the front doors of apartment blocks.

Despite the siege, residents have been warned they face prosecution is they shoot the endangered species."


What a Brilliant Military Tactic! Sending in trained polar bears, knowing the enemy will be prosecuted for killing an endangered animal if they kill one while fighting back! Sweet!




More than 50 polar bears invade Russian village, sparking government to declare state of emergency

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[The Original Tree]

President Trump is bearly scratching the surface with what he can do in his artic cold war with The Russians.

 

[easyt65]

President Trump is bearly scratching the surface with what he can do in his artic cold war with The Russians.

Beary good - that was funny as hell!

One Russian came running through the cold, his beard frozen like a snow cone, to warn the others. He burst through the door of the cabin, slamming it behind him. 'Have you seen....outside," he stammered. His wife responded, 'Yes...grizzly our dere.' "NO, shouted her husband, "POLAR!"

 

[easyt65]

What do you call a polar bear that 'swings both ways'?

BI-Polar.

 

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Russian New reported a German and a self-professed 'Czech' Scientists who specialized in studying Grizzly Bears in Alaska pleaded with the Russian Govt to study these invading Polar Bears. They were given permission to do so but given radios with the specific instructions to check-in every day.

The 1st 2 days they checked-in every day....then they stopped. After 2 days the Russians mounted a small search party. On the 2nd day they spotted two huge Polar Bear, a male and a female. Both were bloated, looking like they had recently fed well. The Russians decided to shoot one and open up it's stomach to check the contents for the signs it had eaten one of the missing scientists.

After several attempts the managed to bring down the female. The male ran off in the opposite direction, vanishing out of sight. When they opened up the female's stomach they found a German patch from a jacket and a half-chewed driver's license - it was the German scientist.

One of the Russian Police cursed loudly, and threw down his hat. 'What is it, Sergui?' his comrade asked.

"Don't you know what this means, Pietre?", he exclaimed....'The CZECH IS IN THE MALE'.