Subject: TEXAS HOSPITALITY Dallas Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to land 09 Right." Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 09R. Allah be Praised!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102--You are cleared to land on runway 27 Left." Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 27L. Allah is Great." Pause: Static.............. Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!" Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 091101?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"