Speaking of the airlines . . .

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    Subject: TEXAS HOSPITALITY

    Dallas Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 091101--You are cleared to
    land 09 Right."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway
    09R. Allah be Praised!"

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 091102--You are cleared to land
    on runway 27 Left."

    Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 27L.
    Allah is Great."

    Pause: Static..............

    Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 091101?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"
     

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