Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

[del]

i plan on suing her for global warming

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

 

[DiveCon]

i plan on suing her for global warming

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

wait till she sees the property tax bill she will get

 

[uscitizen]

I wonder how she will develop it?
A very hot piece of property.

 

[Madeline]

I wonder if she plans to sell it on ebay? I'd rename it.

 

[Ozmar]

I wonder how she will develop it?
A very hot piece of property.

Lots of precious minerals: Helium, hydrogen, iron...

Not to mention power potential: Magnetic fields, solar winds, sunspots...

She could be a pioneer, building geothermal powerplants and solar wind turbines!

 

[Queen]

So that's who we sue if we get skin cancer?

 

[Ozmar]

It'll be a class action lawsuit.

 

[Mr. H.]

She plans to will it to her son.

 

[editec]

i plan on suing her for global warming

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

Of COURSE somebody must own the sun.

Because otherwise the SUN is a form of SOCIALISM.

 

[Ozmar]

Nobody owns the ocean. Is the ocean a form of socialism?

 

[Mr. H.]

Nobody owns the ocean. Is the ocean a form of socialism?

You're stallin'. Get to the point.

 

[Ozmar]

Nobody owns the ocean. Is the ocean a form of socialism?

You're stallin'. Get to the point.

There was no point.

 

[xotoxi]

Nobody owns the ocean. Is the ocean a form of socialism?

Nobody pwns the ocean because the ocean pwns us.

 

[Missourian]

Expect to see a sunlight usage bill in your mailbox any day.
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You laugh now...until she disconnects you for non-payment.

 

[Trajan]

hey Del..can you ask het to turn up the thermostat please? Its kind of cool here, I'd like to get in my pool...

 

[Ozmar]

hey Del..can you ask het to turn up the thermostat please? Its kind of cool here, I'd like to get in my pool...

Insert Gene Pool joke...

 

[AmericanFirst]

i plan on suing her for global warming

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

She needs a psychiatrist.

 

[Sherry]

i plan on suing her for global warming

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

I wonder if it's the same guy who promised me the moon back in '84.

 

[AmericanFirst]

Expect to see a sunlight usage bill in your mailbox any day.
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You laugh now...until she disconnects you for non-payment.

I do not give money to crazy people.

 

[Ozmar]

Sales people are often crazy. So you never buy anything?