Sometine Life Serves Up A Moment To Stop And Savor

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    (The flaming multicultural, diversity driven Left is foaming at the mouth over the insignificance of the Lilly White Iowa Caucsuses. Yes, the same multicultural Left that gave rise to New York Mayor David Dinkins and Mr Dinkins idyllic theme of a city where a million flowers were let bloom, a city that many deemed ungovernable at the end of his term, a city that was just as dysfuncttonal then as the work crew at the Tower of Babel after they received the curse of tongues, a city that gave rise to the likes of Al Sharpton.
    They even went so far as to have such geographically removed people such as Mike Lupica in the NY Daily News and Andrea Mitchell disparage on the very same day, even though some three hundred miles apart, the Lilly White Iowa Caucuses as if they were suckling off the same sow's teat, or singing from the same score of Handel's messiah. Sacre Bleu! How dare those blonde haired, blue eyed beer swizzling German farmers, one of whom even sired a daughter who dared to go out carousing on a weekend, returning home in such a state of inebriation that she could only make it to the floor of the downstairs bathroom upon her arrival in the wee hours, whereupon she calmly took her repose, causing the family patriach to trip over her somnolent body in the darkness as he prepared to plow the North fourty, have the impertinence to hold such a pivotal, epochal event.
    As far as those much to be scorned blue eyed insignificant German farmers are concerned, where may I ask, did the Neanderthal go? And Germany, that long ago home of those blonde haired blue eyed Octoberfest loving insignificant Iowa farmers was one of the least culturally diverse nations on the face of the Earth, 1933-1945, and took the combined forces over 44 long, bloody months of the British Empire, the United States, the Free French, the Free Poles, and the Soviet Union to subdue, and no one even dared to hoist a handwritten "Hitler ist kaput" sign up onto the wall until after a patrol from the 45th Reconnaisance Squadron of the US Army seized the far end of the Ludendorf Bridge at Remagen in early March, 1945 and roughly a week later General George S Patton, commanding the US Third Army, stopped and ceremoniously emptied his overfilled urinary bladder into that same Rhine River at another crossing point. As a matter of fact, if Hitler had not been so impetuous and unfocused, traits he probably inherited from some non Aryan ancestor that another long ago member of his family in a spirit of wanton multiculturalism, probably unthinkingly driven by rampaging fire in their loins, chose to incorporate into the family tree, would have deliberately finished the Brits off when he had them on the ropes and then turned to leisurely finishing off those "untermuenchen" to the East. And Andrea and husband Allen, after that he would have been able to make absolutely sure there wasn't a Synagogue to be found in the entire world. Don't ever take those blonde heads too lightly.
    And dear, dear Debbie Wasserman Schulz, who just today pronounced those Iowa GOPers uninspired and unenthusiastic, if you could glimpse just an inkling of the enthusiasm and inspiration, mostly inspired by revulsion over what you and yours have foisted on the American People these past thirty six months, inside the Party, you would have the CIA and the Capital Police smashing the front doors in, toute de suite, rudely disturbing that covy of eighty pound pit bulls who lie and wait, salivating for just such an occurrence.
    And "Man of the People" Barry, we do distinctly remember your asking the price of arugala at Iowa's then non existant Whole Foods Markets in 2008.)

    "Bitter clinger alert

    The Washington Post's Alexandra Petri makes mock of a passel of rubes getting all patriotic at a Rick Perry rally in Perry (that's right), Iowa. I guess I'm not her target audience because it sounds pretty good to me:

    Yeah, the yokels in flyover country aren't wild about big, distant government extending its tentacles into their business, and they're total suckers for veterans, especially heroes like retired Navy Seal Petty Officer First Class Marcus Luttrell and retired Marine Capt. Dan Moran, who I assume are the two vets at the Perry rally.

    Let's get Barack "Man of the People" Obama back out there to commiserate with the bitter clingers some more about the high cost of arugula at Whole Foods. Cuz he really gets it."

    Pundit & Pundette: Bitter clinger alert
     
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    (Of course when they're not bashing Iowans, the media elites were throwing their still warm, still moist, network monogrammed undies onto the stage of the faux Greek temple in Denver. They did take time out to salivate over Chaz Bono, however. Perverts)

    "In the safe harbors of The Atlantic just a few weeks before Tuesday’s electoral event, Bloom sneered: “Those who stay in rural Iowa are often the elderly waiting to die.” The rest are “[a]n assortment of waste-toids and meth addicts with pale skin and rotted teeth or those who quixotically believe, like Little Orphan Annie, that the sun will come out tomorrow.” One of the poison-tongued prof’s own former journalism students, Kirsten Scharnberg Hampton, took him to task for citing faulty demographic statistics, derisively stereotyping hunters, and falsely accusing a local newspaper of “splashing” the headline “He Is Risen” across its front page (it was a small, boxed quotation marking Easter Sunday).

    But the damage was done; the bait dangled. And at the overwhelmingly white NBC Nightly News on Sunday, Andrea Mitchell swallowed the Iowa-bashing chum whole – then dutifully regurgitated the attack on the state as “Too white, too evangelical, too rural.” She was quick to slip in a “critics say” disclaimer, of course. But let’s not kid ourselves about the network’s prejudices

    This is the same news organization that attempted to conduct Islamophobia stings at NASCAR races to expose how racist racing fans supposedly were; whose Meet the Press host David Gregory smeared GOP leaders as “Grand Wizards” in November; and whose execs were forced to apology last month for MSNBC goons who falsely linked GOP candidate Mitt Romney to the Ku Klux Klan. "

    Michelle Malkin ยป Iowa-bashing snobs and sore losers
     
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    Iowa is too white, too evangelical and too rural to vote democrat at a republican caucus.

    Then the fools buy it.
     

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