"Sometimes Moms Scream Things They Don't Mean"

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    What did you say?
     
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    "There still are convent boarding schools, little girl."

    P.S. If you need to borrow this, the ads are in the back of Redbook magazine. Visual aids never hurt.
     
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    Dads do it too, though I usually catch myself in time.

    "Why you little son of a........eerrr ummm....your mother."

    Which can be two insults for the price of one.
     
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    When I was a little kid, I used to hear my mother praying a lot in her bedroom at night. She's yell stuff like "Oh, God.", "Sweet Jesus", "Oh, my God!" "I'm coming Jesus..." She always seems so happy the next morning after praying at night.
     
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    One of the classic skits is Bill Cosby reminiscing about his mom losing it and not able to remember the names of her misbehaving children.

    "GET IN HERE ROY... uhh buhhh Roquefort... uhhhm Uhh! Rutabaga... oh WHAT IS YOUR NAME BOY? AND DON'T LIE TO ME BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE AND I'LL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!!"
     
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    Usually though there is some intent behind the outburst, and you are either covering the intent up by saying I did not mean it or you do not fully comprehend your psyche.
     

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