Something to offend the politically correct

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Merlin1047, May 6, 2005.

  1. Merlin1047

    Merlin1047 Senior Member

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    Q: What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
    A: The genealogist looks up the family tree. The gynecologist looks up
    the family bush.

    Q: What do Disney World & VIAGRA have in common?
    A: They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

    Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
    A: The pick pocket snatches watches.

    Q: How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A: It's not hard.

    Q: Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
    A: The blonde --- she's eighteen.

    Q: Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
    A: Because it might lead to dancing.

    Q: What is the difference between women and computers?
    A: Women will not take a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

    Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A: The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

    Q: Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
    A: The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey

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