Right, I don't know who's doing it, but whoever you are, your efforts haven't gone unappreciated. We're all familiar with those ads informing us the where nearest wench is who's (allegedly) gasping for a bit of no-strings sex, but whoever's responsible for Meet Investors in Your Area Now deserves a round of applause. What I'm assuming is a bogus ad has been telling me for the last twenty minutes where I can discreetly meet investors within a four mile radius who are up for some "steamy, no-strings-attached investment." And that discretion is there motto. If this is indeed a hoax, and the perp's a regular on USMB, then I genuinely look forward to whatever parody you pull out of the bag next.