Somebody tell a joke ....

[Granny]

or do something that will brighten Granny's state of mind. I dragged out my Christmas tree Saturday, put it together Sunday, and put on some lights. I am just SOOOO not into Christmas decorating this year and I don't know why. I just keep dreading and procrastinating doing anything else.

 

[blastoff]

Got any vodka? It's not just for breakfast any more.

 

[boedicca]

Two of my all time favorites:

Q) What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic?

A) Somebody who sits around all day wondering if there is a Dog.

and

Q) What do you get when you cross a Mafia Godfather with a postmodernist?

A) Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.

Badabing.

 

[Ringel05]

Somebody tell a joke ....

There were these two politicians.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/145181-what-do-you-want.html

For People to admitt their mistakes and to tell the truth and heed the truth.

 

[uscitizen]

A joke?

George W. Bush.

 

[rikules]

or do something that will brighten Granny's state of mind. I dragged out my Christmas tree Saturday, put it together Sunday, and put on some lights. I am just SOOOO not into Christmas decorating this year and I don't know why. I just keep dreading and procrastinating doing anything else.

a joke;


sarah palin as president

 

[MaggieMae]

or do something that will brighten Granny's state of mind. I dragged out my Christmas tree Saturday, put it together Sunday, and put on some lights. I am just SOOOO not into Christmas decorating this year and I don't know why. I just keep dreading and procrastinating doing anything else.

Turn off all the lights at night except the tree lights, turn off the TV, put on some classic Christmas music, pour yourself a stiff drink and reminisce. Works for me every year.

 

[Mr Natural]

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?









You gonna eat that?

 

[peach174]

Here ya go Granny;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GAueThZowM8

 

[(R)IGHTeous 1]

The Democratic Party....

 

[hjmick]

So there's this guy...

One night he's knocking around his house, getting ready for the next day, cooking dinner, the usual, when there's a knock at his front door.

Stopping in the middle of his routine, he answers the door to find a snail on his front step.

He looks down as the snail looks up and says, "Good evening sir, I'd like to talk to you about magazine subscriptions..."

Perturbed at having his routine interrupted by a sales pitch, especially one so menial, he gives the snail a kick that sends him out to the curb. The man resumes his routine and finishes for the night.

Two years later, there's a knock at his door. The guy answers it only to find the same snail on his stoop again.

The snail looks up and says...






























"What the fuck was that about?!"

 

[Mini 14]

Ok Granny,

A little of both (Christmas Spirit, and something to smile about):

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFCeJTEzNU"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFCeJTEzNU[/ame]

 

[uscitizen]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug[/ame]

 

[daveman]

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

 

[hortysir]

Seems like someone would have moved that cursed bar by now.





2 nuns, a blond, a bear, 4 priests and a horse walk into a bar.

The bartender says,






"What is this? A joke?"