So, There I am at the gas station paying an exorbitant amount of money to fill up my Pontiac Bonneville at a gas station that has 12 pumps. We all know what gas stations look like and the numerous warning signs they have posted about no cell phones while pumping and static discharge, and my all time favorite 'no smoking'. As if any sane person wouldn't know that smoking around gasoline isn't conducive to good health and long life. Well, apparently there are some people who are just beyond stupid because there I am at pump 11 and this huge white cadillac pulls up to pump 12. Some old guy with unkempt gray hair, a grandpa like t-shirt, and thick rimmed glasses. He pulls up and while the car is still running, everyone around pumping gas, he rolls down the window and flips a lit cigarette out the window on to the ground. About 8 of us are staring at him as if a dragon just hatched out of an egg, absolute looks of disbelief on our faces and this old bastard had the temerity to look up and shout 'what the fuck are you idiots looking at?'. I don't think he was prepared for the onslaught of slanderous remarks and vituperation because he got right back in his car as 5 of us started walking towards him and he pulls off in a huff. Some woman started screaming about his geneology and how it should meet a darwinian end at least ended the confrontation on a laughing note.