Some of my best friends are Canadans

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    I retired from this board after our greatest president in history, George W. Bush, had to leave office. I campaigned to eliminate term limits so he could win a third term but apparently I failed in that effort. During his outstanding performance in office, some of my best Candan friends objected to some of the great things my President accomplished. That's ok, because I know you people have a different "country." I have nothing against Candans, and in fact, some of my best Candan friends have taught me a few words of your language, like "eh". So if I ever went to your socialist country, I could say a few words in your language so you could understand me. Anyway, I assume that some of you people took classes in American as a second language in your schools. So I am going to write this in very simple American so you can understand. I have a problem with you people sending your socialist agents to America to make us adopt your socialist health care system. We reject socialism. Our socialist Commuinist Muslim "president" thanks to Acorn wants to make everybody have communist healthcare like you people and Cuba. So I am asking you to withdraw your socialist agents or something bad will happen. Respectfully, thank you.
     
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    who are Canadans?
     
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    Hahaha.

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    You know I was just thinking that I retired from this board after our greatest president in history, George W. Bush, had to leave office. I campaigned to eliminate term limits so he could win a third term but apparently I failed in that effort. During his outstanding performance in office, some of my best Candan friends objected to some of the great things my President accomplished. That's ok, because I know you people have a different "country." I have nothing against Candans, and in fact, some of my best Candan friends have taught me a few words of your language, like "eh". So if I ever went to your socialist country, I could say a few words in your language so you could understand me. Anyway, I assume that some of you people took classes in American as a second language in your schools. So I am going to write this in very simple American so you can understand. I have a problem with you people sending your socialist agents to America to make us adopt your socialist health care system. We reject socialism. Our socialist Commuinist Muslim "president" thanks to Acorn wants to make everybody have communist healthcare like you people and Cuba. So I am asking you to withdraw your socialist agents or something bad will happen. Respectfully, thank you.
     
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    Sure, coming from a socialist agents, Toro. The jig is up!:lol:
     
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    Obama = Bush III

    You got your wish.
     
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    Did your parents have any children that lived ?
     
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    Canada is always trying to bring the US down to their level.
     
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    is Gurdari a cheese?
     

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