Soldier Porn

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Objective reporting on the SEAL team that killed bin Laden was as easy to find as a Prius at a Michele Bachmann rally. The media simply couldn’t help themselves. They couldn’t stop spooning out man-sized helpings of testosterone -- the SEALs’ phallic weapons, their frat-house, haze-worthy training, their romance-novel bravado, their sweaty, heaving chests pressing against tight uniforms, muscles daring to break free...
You get the point. Towel off and read on.


What is it about the military that turns normally thoughtful journalists into war pornographers? A reporter who would otherwise make it through the day sober spends a little time with some unit of the U.S. military and promptly loses himself in ever more dramatic language about bravery and sacrifice, stolen in equal parts from Thucydides, Henry V, and Sergeant Rock comics.

Soldier Porn: Why Do Reporters Act Like Giddy Schoolgirls Around the Military? | World | AlterNet

Because most journalist hang around liberal pussys and get all exited when they see their first alpha male. When I was stationed in Washington DC I thought it was funny that my friends who served with me in the marines woud go to the national mall during an anti war protest to pick up liberal college girls. They didnt know how to handle it. Their they were. Spending all of their time around pussified american liberal males when a real man whos capable of defending himself without screaming for his aclu lawyer while in recovery at the hospital. Oh yeah! They certainly support the troops though they may not support the war. And who could blame them? Their choice is between their lazy, welfare receivin, pot smiking, long haired, unshaven, weak or overweight hippie friends who dream of a day of revolution that they are too afraid to take part in, or, a well groomed and phisically fit marine who puts his life where his mouth is. I guess everyone, to include liberal women, take it for their country every now and then.

I think you must have recently been dumped by a liberal woman.