Soiled underpants for sale!

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    A pair of Elvis Presley's unwashed underpants are to be auctioned. He wore them during one of his on-stage performances and they are complete with stains. His song 'stuck on you' comes to mind.

     
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    We were once approached in a souq by a Bahrainian woman who was pushing a shopping cart full of ladies underwear.

    "SEXcuse me", she said. "Would you like to buy some ladies underwear?"

    This gobsmacked us since we had been briefed (no pun intended) about the harsh Islamic customs of the area. But here we were, confronted by a woman in tight jeans gyrating her hips in a public shopping area, giving us the full sexual come-on.

    "Five dollars for new, ten dollars for used," she smirked.

    We busted out laughing.

    Good times...

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    My GAWD... looks like he needed a DIAPER not underpants.
     

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