Everyone in the White House keeps saying they're not spending any more. They're investing. Boy, that sounds much better. So if I want something I can't afford, should I just call it an investment and that will make it all better??? I wanna buy some useless shit. I want to waste money like it grows on trees, but I wanna feel better about it. I'm sure glad the President thinks changing what it's called totally changes the meaning because I don't want to have to pay the bill.