What could the Democrats possibly be debating tonight? How they all agree how evil and bad Trump is and how he has to go?
Dem Platform 2020: VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I'M NOT DONALD TRUMP!
Then after that, the need to enhance immigration, more rights for immigrants, more rights and protections for gaybos, sexos and minorities, and in general, the need to promise more free, socialized gifts they neither have the ability nor intention of fulfilling.
This is satire, of course, but the really sad thing is that Snopes, which used to be •THE• go-to fact-checking site has fallen so far into being a partisan leftwrong-wing propaganda site, that this bit of satire is plausible enough that one has to check to make sure it's really satire.