SNL captures Kav hearing in season premier!

[DrLove]

Alex Moffat as Grassley, Matt Damon as The Kav and Kate McKinnon as Linsey Graham are PERFECT!

Saturday Night Live
Published on Sep 29, 2018

Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Diane Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).

 

[Sunni Man]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

 

[OldLady]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

 

[OldLady]

Alex Moffat as Grassley, Matt Damon as The Kav and Kate McKinnon as Linsey Graham are PERFECT!

Saturday Night Live
Published on Sep 29, 2018

Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Diane Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).

I wondered who that was playing Kavanaugh. He did a great job.

 

[DrLove]

Alex Moffat as Grassley, Matt Damon as The Kav and Kate McKinnon as Linsey Graham are PERFECT!

Saturday Night Live
Published on Sep 29, 2018

Judge Brett Kavanaugh (Matt Damon) takes questions from Senators Chuck Grassley (Alex Moffat), Diane Feinstein (Cecily Strong), Amy Klobuchar (Rachel Dratch), Thom Tillis (Mikey Day), Cory Booker (Chris Redd), John Kennedy (Kyle Mooney), Sheldon Whitehouse (Pete Davidson), Lindsey Graham (Kate McKinnon) and prosecutor Rachel Mitchell (Aidy Bryant).

I wondered who that was playing Kavanaugh. He did a great job.

Truth be told, I didn't even recognize that it was Matt Damon my first time through last night on the DVR.

 

[DrLove]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

Most of these Orangelings have very little shame about their misogyny. They take their cues straight from the top.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Ridiculing an innocent man is really funny.....not

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

Most of these Orangelings have very little shame about their misogyny. They take their cues straight from the top.

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

Most of these Orangelings have very little shame about their misogyny. They take their cues straight from the top.

 

[miketx]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

She's a lying VD infected slut.

 

[DrLove]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

She's a lying VD infected slut.

Don't forget about the 54 dudes she did while in the all-girls high school prior to graduation ...
And the drunken episode on the picnic table!

 

[OldLady]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

She's a lying VD infected slut.

Shup, mike. I hear there's a new dildo waiting for you in April's closet.

 

[Sunni Man]

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

Christine Ford had bragged about her dozens of drunken sexual encounters during high school in her yearbook.

So yes, the lying whore is a nasty slut deluxe. ....

BOMBSHELL: Blasey-Ford's HS Yearbooks Brag of Drunken Promiscuity, '54 Sex Partners Before College' - The Shad Olson Show

 

[miketx]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

She's a lying VD infected slut.

Shup, mike. I hear there's a new dildo waiting for you in April's closet.

It's got your DNA on it, no thanks.

 

[OldLady]

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

Christine Ford had bragged about her dozens of drunken sexual encounters during high school in her yearbook.

So yes, the lying whore is a nasty slut deluxe. ....

BOMBSHELL: Blasey-Ford's HS Yearbooks Brag of Drunken Promiscuity, '54 Sex Partners Before College' - The Shad Olson Show

That version of the yearbook was fake, you idiot.

 

[miketx]

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

Christine Ford had bragged about her dozens of drunken sexual encounters during high school in her yearbook.

So yes, the lying whore is a nasty slut deluxe. ....

BOMBSHELL: Blasey-Ford's HS Yearbooks Brag of Drunken Promiscuity, '54 Sex Partners Before College' - The Shad Olson Show

That version of the yearbook was fake, you idiot.

^ No-Proofer.

 

[Sunni Man]

Ford looked mentally unbalanced during the hearing. ...

 

[OldLady]

Ford looked mentally unbalanced during the hearing. ...

Sure. And Kavanaugh seemed perfectly in possession of his faculties, right?
LOL

 

[MarathonMike]

Power hungry Democrats have turned a Supreme Court nomination process into destroying an innocent man and his family. Democrats care nothing about citizens and the damage they do to them. And that includes Blasey Ford, but she will be handsomely compensated.

Acceptable losses and 'ends justify the means' is what Democrats are all about.

 

[DrLove]

A parody of the ignorant slut Christine Ford telling lies in her fake 15 year old little girl's voice would have been a far more humorous SNL skit. ...

STOP calling her a slut! Her testimony was so respectful and matter of fact that it would make a pretty boring parody.

She's a lying VD infected slut.

Shup, mike. I hear there's a new dildo waiting for you in April's closet.

Mikey should be aware that there is a law in Texas that you cannot own more then 6 dildos - He'd better clear out the extras

Colin Jost says Texas bars ownership of more than 6 dildos

 

[P@triot]

Truth be told, I didn't even recognize that it was Matt Damon my first time through last night on the DVR.

Truth be told, I’m not the least bit surprised you could be that astoundingly stupid not to realize that was Matt Damon.