Sniglets...Words That Should Be In The Dictionary But Aren't

[The T]

While going through some definitions this morning...I came across this Site...''SNIGLETS".
For those of you that had HBO in the early 80's you will rememer the word. HBO had a Satire Program called "Not Necessarily The News" [ Reference ]

I used to watch it to learn new 'words'.

For Instance?

Hozone (ho' zohn) - n. The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.

Hydralation (hi dra lay' shun) - n. Acclimating oneself to a cold swimming pool by bodily regions: toe-to-knee, knee-to-waist, waist-to-elbow, elbow-to-neck.

and...

Icision (ih sih' zhun) - n. Delicate operation performed on Neapolitan-flavored ice cream in which one entire flavor is precisely and systematically removed.

Go to the link at the top of the page. Some of these are pretty funny.

 

[Phoenix]

Hmmmm ... this seems to have practical application on message boards ...

"Bargue (bar' gyoo) - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view. Ex: The young child bargued with his father until his father gave in and let him stay up past his bedtime."





"Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future."

 

[Big Black Dog]

Aquagasm: A heightened state of sexual excitement that produces an ejaculate caused by merely drinking a glass of water.

 

[Phoenix]

Aquagasm: A heightened state of sexual excitement that produces an ejaculate caused by merely drinking a glass of water.

Hey! That one wasn't in the list.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Aquagasm: A heightened state of sexual excitement that produces an ejaculate caused by merely drinking a glass of water.

Hey! That one wasn't in the list.

The English language is still evolving...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Poopery: A public facility where one normally leaves a BM, most often while traveling on an interstate highway.

 

[Phoenix]

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 

[Phoenix]

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

It appears that you have completely figured out the male battle plan... Why did you have to make it public??????

 

[Phoenix]

It appears that you have completely figured out the male battle plan... Why did you have to make it public??????

It ain't just the males that use that, BBD.

 

[Phoenix]

Luposlipaphobia - n. The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

 

[Valerie]

Ridonkulous

 

[Valerie]

Ridonkulous

Meaning when a jackass does or says something utterly ridiculous.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Ridonkulous

??????? My guess is "riding a donkey around the living room?"

 

[Valerie]

Ridonkulous

??????? My guess is "riding a donkey around the living room?"

I think I must have heard it on Shrek...? Made me laugh so I use it on occasion. DONkeeee!

 

[Phoenix]

Pediquerey (pehd' eh kweer ee) - n. The continuation of one's child to ask "why?" no matter what the answer to the last "why?", commonly asked about a subject that does not matter.

 

[Oddball]

Airgasm: What I get flying my paraglider in super-lifty air.

 

[Phoenix]

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Alkafibbostrus - A human condition caused by the consumption of alcohol to such a state that lies are told and bragging about impossible human feats are declared possible to accomplish.

While sitting in the bar drinking, John became alkafibbostrus and was hitting on the pretty blonde lady.

 

[The T]

Glad that you guys are enjoying the spirit of it all!