Sniglets...Words That Should Be In The Dictionary But Aren't

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    While going through some definitions this morning...I came across this Site...''SNIGLETS".
    For those of you that had HBO in the early 80's you will rememer the word. HBO had a Satire Program called "Not Necessarily The News" [ Reference ]

    I used to watch it to learn new 'words'.

    For Instance?

    Hozone (ho' zohn) - n. The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.

    Hydralation (hi dra lay' shun) - n. Acclimating oneself to a cold swimming pool by bodily regions: toe-to-knee, knee-to-waist, waist-to-elbow, elbow-to-neck.

    and...

    Icision (ih sih' zhun) - n. Delicate operation performed on Neapolitan-flavored ice cream in which one entire flavor is precisely and systematically removed.

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    Go to the link at the top of the page. Some of these are pretty funny.
     
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    Hmmmm ... this seems to have practical application on message boards ...

    "Bargue (bar' gyoo) - v. To whine, fuss, and complain a great deal while at the same time trying to get someone to see your point of view. Ex: The young child bargued with his father until his father gave in and let him stay up past his bedtime."

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    "Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future."
     
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    Aquagasm: A heightened state of sexual excitement that produces an ejaculate caused by merely drinking a glass of water.
     
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    Hey! That one wasn't in the list. :eusa_eh:
     
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    The English language is still evolving...
     
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    Poopery: A public facility where one normally leaves a BM, most often while traveling on an interstate highway.
     
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    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
     
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    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
     
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    It appears that you have completely figured out the male battle plan... Why did you have to make it public??????:lol:
     
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    It ain't just the males that use that, BBD. ;)
     

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