Smollett Offered Job at CNN

[Jackson]

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air​

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.
CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.
"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."
The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.


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Hard to tell truth from fiction. Had to look and see where it was from. Good thing I saw it was from the BB. Watch your back, Jim Acosta. Jussie's comin' for your job.
I think that BB is providing some of the best reporting in the country these days.

This is incredible! CNN encourages lying, racism and hate. How can anyone see anything but that truth?

 

[Doc7505]

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air​

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.
CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.
"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."
The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.


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Hard to tell truth from fiction. Had to look and see where it was from. Good thing I saw it was from the BB. Watch your back, Jim Acosta. Jussie's comin' for your job.
I think that BB is providing some of the best reporting in the country these days.

This is incredible! CNN encourages lying, racism and hate. How can anyone see anything but that truth?

Please Note THIS Was A Satirical Essay.

 

[Jackson]

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air​

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.
CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.
"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."
The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.


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Hard to tell truth from fiction. Had to look and see where it was from. Good thing I saw it was from the BB. Watch your back, Jim Acosta. Jussie's comin' for your job.
I think that BB is providing some of the best reporting in the country these days.

This is incredible! CNN encourages lying, racism and hate. How can anyone see anything but that truth?

Please Note THIS Was A Satirical Essay.

But, isn't that is how others were hired? Look at Donna Brazille. She was caught giving Hillary questions to the debate and she still has a job with CNN. They are known for questionable tactics. Van Jones = Communist.... CNN = Fake News

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air​

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.
CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.
"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."
The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.


~~~~~~
Hard to tell truth from fiction. Had to look and see where it was from. Good thing I saw it was from the BB. Watch your back, Jim Acosta. Jussie's comin' for your job.
I think that BB is providing some of the best reporting in the country these days.

This is incredible! CNN encourages lying, racism and hate. How can anyone see anything but that truth?

Please Note THIS Was A Satirical Essay.

But actually quite believable

 

[Doc7505]

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air​

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air
ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.
CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.
"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."
The actor has accepted the offer and is now undergoing training to learn how to weave even more intricate narratives ex nihilo, according to insiders.


~~~~~~
Hard to tell truth from fiction. Had to look and see where it was from. Good thing I saw it was from the BB. Watch your back, Jim Acosta. Jussie's comin' for your job.
I think that BB is providing some of the best reporting in the country these days.

This is incredible! CNN encourages lying, racism and hate. How can anyone see anything but that truth?

Please Note THIS Was A Satirical Essay.

But, isn't that is how others were hired? Look at Donna Brazille. She was caught giving Hillary questions to the debate and she still has a job with CNN. They are known for questionable tactics. Van Jones = Communist.... CNN = Fake News

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Come on even if Jussie "Tawana" Smollett does time for this hoax, he'll get the job at CNN. Lying is part and parcel of the Progressive Marxist Socialist ideology. Look how far Al Sharpton has gone with the original with his Tawana Brawley hoax...… There are no down sides to promoting hate by the real racist haters like Smollett, Sharpton and their followers.

 

[captkaos]

I vote for the Fake Indian dude at least he didn't lie or fake cry. He just beat the drum for the fake news and whiny retards who believe it.

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[captkaos]

He has a punchable face. Fck fraud[/QUOTE

Good bye yellow brick road. My question is who put this f tard up to this. Prolly one of his A** pirate lib politician friends. We should launch an investigation into collusion between Kamala , Corey and J Smell it, to influence an election. Or doesn't lying to gain political advantage count. Guess not if you're a lib tard.

 

[captkaos]

He has a punchable face. Fck fraud

.....and he lied, he should be in jail!

He would be too comfortable in jail / Very popular ! But comfortable. He'd have some back door protection!

 

[miketx]

Wow! He'll go far as a lying fake news hack!

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air

ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.

CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.

"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air

 

[Meathead]

Wow! He'll go far as a lying fake news hack!

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air

ATLANTA, GA—While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.

CNN producers were reportedly impressed throughout the ongoing saga of Smollett's apparent hoax attack on himself. They realized early on the facts didn't add up but were fascinated with how well the actor kept the narrative going. An HR rep quickly reached out to Smollett to see if he'd be interested in taking on a position at the news organization after news broke that the entire thing was probably fabricated.

"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us."

Jussie Smollett Offered Job At CNN After Fabricating News Story Out Of Thin Air

CNN already has a black fag. I guess they want to match MSNBC's Al Sharpton.

 

[Erinwltr]

It's not as if the Chicago cops had anything else to do....they stopped patrolling the south side years ago...I bet Rahm is trying to get the turd to double date with Barry and Mike...light dinner, bath house, snort some coke and trade partners.

You seem well informed about that kind of dating.

 

[miketx]

Um...

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Only little titty babies start a post with "Um".

 

[Mac1958]

Um...

The Babylon Bee - Wikipedia

"The Babylon Bee is a satirical evangelical Christian website"


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Only little titty babies start a post with "Um".

And those of us who are a little embarrassed for others.
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